Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

Viagra-Fueled Horses

Monday, May 16th, 2005

Police seize Viagra-fueled horses

We are able to ascertain the use of the famous [drug] Viagra to increase the performance of these horses.

I just want to know two things.

  1. What type of performance are we talking about here?
  2. Where did the police seize these horses?

Humor Me Ep.02

Sunday, April 17th, 2005

weloveshoes

While walking around Nordstrom with Ash I came upon the sign shown above. Nothing too exciting in and of itself. But something about the placement of the shoes made me read it as “we loves hoes”. I’m on to you Nordstroms…

Humor Me Ep.01

Thursday, March 17th, 2005

I’ve decided to start posting random photos, mostly from my cell phone, that I find amusing. Whether or not you find them humorous is up to you.

sushi kit

Yeah, it’s ridiculous. I figure with all the sushi I’ve been eating lately, this is the logical next purchase. My favorite part is the expression on that guy’s face. He’s possibly the whitest guy I’ve ever seen… ever…

Halo’s Public Service Announcement

Saturday, August 21st, 2004

My friend Ryan sent me this link.

Halo characters explain the differences between real life and life on the internet.